There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found
a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says
there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the
diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands
in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a
pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Think ...
There is so many different worlds, so many differents suns...
And v have just one world, but v live in different ones...
Take few secounds and think 'bout your self...
Which world are you in ....?
And v have just one world, but v live in different ones...
Take few secounds and think 'bout your self...
Which world are you in ....?
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Y
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to ryhme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
Even the wrong words seem to ryhme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
Monday, May 30, 2005
Finally...
Oh yeah... Im a free man now. Just finished da exams and now i can fully concentrate on ma new graphic card and our trip. It's all about havin fun now but da worst part is yet to come but who carez...
Monday, May 16, 2005
Sunday, May 15, 2005
God Im dead...
just finished an exam and im feeling good... guess wat im 100% sure tht i'll be able to get 2 marks out of 50 .... thank god atleast tht quesion ws ther otherwise, i'll end up gettin a 0 which not so good accordin to my mother... i remember she told me tht when i ws schoolin... im glad tht im still holdin da record...
Thursday, May 12, 2005
The VB code
Private Sub Webpage Load()
x = MsgBox ("You are an idiot!", vbYesNo, "uchi.blogspot.com")
If x = vbYes Then
MsgBox ("It's good that you know it", vbInformation, "uchi.blogspot.com")
Elseif x = vbNo Then
MsgBox ("Ah! now i see, you are an asshole", vbCritical, "uchi.blogspot.com")
End If
webpage.Hide
Unload Me
End Sub
x = MsgBox ("You are an idiot!", vbYesNo, "uchi.blogspot.com")
If x = vbYes Then
MsgBox ("It's good that you know it", vbInformation, "uchi.blogspot.com")
Elseif x = vbNo Then
MsgBox ("Ah! now i see, you are an asshole", vbCritical, "uchi.blogspot.com")
End If
webpage.Hide
Unload Me
End Sub
Monday, February 28, 2005
MINI POOL 1 STATS
I Report U Decide ....
uchi 14
aravinda 47
brumoon 10
charndika 40
dahamwick 9
gamindu 20
thesleepritual 22
theslothwastaken 22
upake 17
one more thing some ppl really tried to put votes 4 them selfs ... so i guess u will indentify those ppl .... anyways checkout my new mini pool ....
uchi 14
aravinda 47
brumoon 10
charndika 40
dahamwick 9
gamindu 20
thesleepritual 22
theslothwastaken 22
upake 17
one more thing some ppl really tried to put votes 4 them selfs ... so i guess u will indentify those ppl .... anyways checkout my new mini pool ....
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Bloggin...
Bloggin seems to be a boarin thing to do u knw, last few weeks i was really into some interestin stuff, that i will write later when i get some free time. Some new guys hav started to blog and same old blog wars are still continuing; i dont knw these ppl are so crazy, coz most of them actually changed ther background color just becoz of da valentines... i mean i coundnt even read most of the blogs.. becoz of da color ... man;
Sunday, January 30, 2005
No more Siemens Mobile ...
Careful when buyin Siemens mobile. coz, da company is runnin out of profit, and most prob' they'll sell da compnay ... read more
Well i guess da best option would be Sony Ericsson ...
Well i guess da best option would be Sony Ericsson ...
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Why Me !
I usually dont blog 'bout ma self, mostly other stuff; some ppl will realize certain thin's but other will not, hey but dont blame me... anyways ma last weekend w's not so good. i actually had to face, hell 'f lot'e things... well i better not continue, coz, after all i knw whz readin ma blog ... but i knw one thing everythin happen' to me when there are so many out ther' some of them r havin bad weekends but they can get over it after sendin' couple of msges lu.
Monday, December 20, 2004
Google Goo
I see there are hell of a lot of things, i mean small things which makes us feel so good, anyways very recently i found this item GOOGLE GOO. Although "goo" sounds bit upset to us, this is what google has to say about it. "This stretchy ball of blue fun works overtime to decrease stress and stretch your creativity. It doesn't stain and it's non-toxic -- and endlessly satisfying to shape and squeeze. Comes in a handy storage tin." After all its google ne......
Monday, December 06, 2004
Saturday, December 04, 2004
wtf is this RSS ?
Have u ever heard of anything called RSS, well i really don't know what RSS means. but there are hell of a lot of things 'bout this RSS, its related to almost everything even microsoft's newest OS longhorn; and best of all Google and Yahoo z also making profit out it. Just type RSS on google and see...
Thursday, November 18, 2004
The new way of Rapein !...
Recently a woman has used an Internet chat room to solicit the rape of another woman.
Tracie Lee Grimm, 29, of Normalville, used the name "cocaine_kitty2003" whn she asked men to come 2 her home & sexually assault her..... But she has given the men the name & address of another woman and offere' detaile' directions 2 da 58-year-old woman's home.
Interestin wayz of rapin women !...
Tracie Lee Grimm, 29, of Normalville, used the name "cocaine_kitty2003" whn she asked men to come 2 her home & sexually assault her..... But she has given the men the name & address of another woman and offere' detaile' directions 2 da 58-year-old woman's home.
Interestin wayz of rapin women !...
Friday, November 12, 2004
Monday, November 08, 2004
The Secret Mission
Very recently some where in Lanka (Hill Country) few highly traine' snipers were givn' a secret mission,
these snipers are the best in this part of the world, they are bin highly train' for these special mssions.
Anyways after they reached the destination they were abl'e to find a #%#$%#^ place for their attack,
due to some reason these snipers went together not like normal snipers usually ( 2 ); ( SECRET)
at this moment all of a sudden they were attacked by ????? .
these specially train' snipers were able to get out of the place safely. but still The Central Intelligence Agency ( International ) z tryin to figure' out how this strang' thing happen'; but according to FBI, they were attacked by some kinnda' unidentified group of ppl.
Some pictures were found after few days .....
Now after few months again these snipers are planning to go (some where) for another secret mission, the story continues this december, v'll c wat'll happen' this time .....
This Agent Uchi Reportin (Sri Lanka) ....
these snipers are the best in this part of the world, they are bin highly train' for these special mssions.
Anyways after they reached the destination they were abl'e to find a #%#$%#^ place for their attack,
due to some reason these snipers went together not like normal snipers usually ( 2 ); ( SECRET)
at this moment all of a sudden they were attacked by ????? .
these specially train' snipers were able to get out of the place safely. but still The Central Intelligence Agency ( International ) z tryin to figure' out how this strang' thing happen'; but according to FBI, they were attacked by some kinnda' unidentified group of ppl.
Some pictures were found after few days .....
Now after few months again these snipers are planning to go (some where) for another secret mission, the story continues this december, v'll c wat'll happen' this time .....
This Agent Uchi Reportin (Sri Lanka) ....
Ma Poetry...
to ya all" by me
I followed you to the sun
oh, how it shined on us
but then ran away
we learned to love the moon
but longed for lights long gone
I might not ever see again
blinded hopelessly
but friend, know I am everlong
following your lead...
I followed you to the sun
oh, how it shined on us
but then ran away
we learned to love the moon
but longed for lights long gone
I might not ever see again
blinded hopelessly
but friend, know I am everlong
following your lead...
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