Showing posts with label lankan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lankan. Show all posts

Monday, March 26, 2007

What’s on a spooked up head

Another psycho joins the blog community, I just hope this should be enough for spiders or bots to get to your blog.
This guy is a computer geek so expect useless, high tech posts... in case if you're thinking of visiting it.
Well thats all nothing much to say might as well visit it n' see.

www.spookik.info

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Udurawana

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister

Udurawana : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife : How do you know??
Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Udurawana complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except
the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Udurawana : I was watching TV news...