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Intelligence

While visiting England, President Chandrika Kumaratunga is invited to tea with the Queen. Chandrika asks the Queen what her leadership philosophy is.
She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Chandrika asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.

"Allow me to demonstrate. She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, Your Majesty" "Correct.
Thank you and good-bye " says the Queen. S

he hangs up and says, "Did you get that Chandrika?" "Yes Your Majesty.
Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Colombo, Chandrika decides she'd better put her advisors to the test.

She summons Mangala to her residence and says, "Mangi, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, ma'am . What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mangala hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Chandrika agrees, and Mangala leaves.

Mangala immediately calls Anura, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with a legitimate answer. Finally, in desperation, Mangala calls Prof. GL and explains his problem.
"Now look here GL, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Prof. GL answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." Much relieved, Mangala rushes back to Chandrika and declares,

"I know the answer, ma'am ! I know who it is! It's GL!" And Chandrika replies in disgust, "Wrong you fool, it's Tony Blair"

Now

Wanna knw wats happenin around the world rite now?
I found this cool website accidentally, when i ws looking for newegg.com
bt i think this is more interestin...
neweggs.com

Have u ever thought of doing this ...

This is very useful if u don't have online, once in a while do this but u'll need lot of space....

Too Late ...

Not Here ...

please goto http://uchi.blogspot.com

New Look .....

Ah...
It feels so fresh and new,
Introducing the all new eZZ ROCK ....

Laugh a bit ....

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found
a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says
there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the
diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands
in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a
pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

Think ...

There is so many different worlds, so many differents suns...
And v have just one world, but v live in different ones...

Take few secounds and think 'bout your self...
Which world are you in ....?

Y

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to ryhme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind

Finally...

Oh yeah... Im a free man now. Just finished da exams and now i can fully concentrate on ma new graphic card and our trip. It's all about havin fun now but da worst part is yet to come but who carez...

I don't wanna live this long

God Im dead...

just finished an exam and im feeling good... guess wat im 100% sure tht i'll be able to get 2 marks out of 50 .... thank god atleast tht quesion ws ther otherwise, i'll end up gettin a 0 which not so good accordin to my mother... i remember she told me tht when i ws schoolin... im glad tht im still holdin da record...

The VB code

Private Sub Webpage Load()

x = MsgBox ("You are an idiot!", vbYesNo, "uchi.blogspot.com")

If x = vbYes Then

MsgBox ("It's good that you know it", vbInformation, "uchi.blogspot.com")

Elseif x = vbNo Then

MsgBox ("Ah! now i see, you are an asshole", vbCritical, "uchi.blogspot.com")

End If

webpage.Hide
Unload Me

End Sub

MINI POOL 1 STATS

I Report U Decide ....

uchi 14
aravinda 47
brumoon 10
charndika 40
dahamwick 9
gamindu 20
thesleepritual 22
theslothwastaken 22
upake 17

one more thing some ppl really tried to put votes 4 them selfs ... so i guess u will indentify those ppl .... anyways checkout my new mini pool ....

Bloggin...

Bloggin seems to be a boarin thing to do u knw, last few weeks i was really into some interestin stuff, that i will write later when i get some free time. Some new guys hav started to blog and same old blog wars are still continuing; i dont knw these ppl are so crazy, coz most of them actually changed ther background color just becoz of da valentines... i mean i coundnt even read most of the blogs.. becoz of da color ... man;

No more Siemens Mobile ...

Careful when buyin Siemens mobile. coz, da company is runnin out of profit, and most prob' they'll sell da compnay ... read more

Well i guess da best option would be Sony Ericsson ...