Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Another Semester End

Apoo, another semester is finishing and that means more work. But the good thing is that we have only one exam but the bad thing is that we have to do lot of projects. Either way we suffer.

By the way Im writing something after a long long time, coz I was bit busy maintaining my GameSpot blog.

Its all over now back 2 same old blogger.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

ThE eNd oF eVerYtHiNg

This weight is so unbearable caving my lungs
All my life seems to be flashing in front of my eyes
Run away from all the pain of life
Ways of devotion turn to obsession open your eyes
I want you to see what you've done to me crying out those eyes
Bring my end to an end
Distance yourself from the pain that covers me
I reach out for your hand to find there's nothing left for me
Razors kiss the vein overdose for pain
A 12 gauge cross kisses the forehead a savior in a shell
Sever me from the fall
Fuck the people, Fuck the world, Fuck it all
Open my arms
Bleed out the flood
In crimson I begin to drown

Friday, February 03, 2006

Try 2 read this ...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deson't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

A Little Boy

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to
find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad
doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up."

Friday, December 23, 2005

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Intelligence

While visiting England, President Chandrika Kumaratunga is invited to tea with the Queen. Chandrika asks the Queen what her leadership philosophy is.
She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Chandrika asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.

"Allow me to demonstrate. She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, Your Majesty" "Correct.
Thank you and good-bye " says the Queen. S

he hangs up and says, "Did you get that Chandrika?" "Yes Your Majesty.
Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Colombo, Chandrika decides she'd better put her advisors to the test.

She summons Mangala to her residence and says, "Mangi, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, ma'am . What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mangala hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Chandrika agrees, and Mangala leaves.

Mangala immediately calls Anura, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with a legitimate answer. Finally, in desperation, Mangala calls Prof. GL and explains his problem.
"Now look here GL, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Prof. GL answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." Much relieved, Mangala rushes back to Chandrika and declares,

"I know the answer, ma'am ! I know who it is! It's GL!" And Chandrika replies in disgust, "Wrong you fool, it's Tony Blair"

Monday, November 07, 2005

Now

Wanna knw wats happenin around the world rite now?
I found this cool website accidentally, when i ws looking for newegg.com
bt i think this is more interestin...
neweggs.com

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Have u ever thought of doing this ...

Internet Download

This is very useful if u don't have online, once in a while do this but u'll need lot of space....

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

New Look .....

Ah...
It feels so fresh and new,
Introducing the all new eZZ ROCK ....

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Laugh a bit ....

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found
a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says
there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the
diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands
in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a
pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Think ...

There is so many different worlds, so many differents suns...
And v have just one world, but v live in different ones...

Take few secounds and think 'bout your self...
Which world are you in ....?

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Y

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to ryhme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind

Monday, May 30, 2005

Finally...

Oh yeah... Im a free man now. Just finished da exams and now i can fully concentrate on ma new graphic card and our trip. It's all about havin fun now but da worst part is yet to come but who carez...

Sunday, May 15, 2005

God Im dead...

just finished an exam and im feeling good... guess wat im 100% sure tht i'll be able to get 2 marks out of 50 .... thank god atleast tht quesion ws ther otherwise, i'll end up gettin a 0 which not so good accordin to my mother... i remember she told me tht when i ws schoolin... im glad tht im still holdin da record...

Thursday, May 12, 2005

The VB code

Private Sub Webpage Load()

x = MsgBox ("You are an idiot!", vbYesNo, "uchi.blogspot.com")

If x = vbYes Then

MsgBox ("It's good that you know it", vbInformation, "uchi.blogspot.com")

Elseif x = vbNo Then

MsgBox ("Ah! now i see, you are an asshole", vbCritical, "uchi.blogspot.com")

End If

webpage.Hide
Unload Me

End Sub